I AM HAYLEY JANE

The Manic Pixie Showgirl.
Neo-Vaudevillian Polymath.
Clown Princess.

artsnippycomments:

"Jesus Fuck! Can you not?! You Vuvuzela’d my ribbon bits right out of my hand! I’m all a’ fluster now."

artsnippycomments:

"Jesus Fuck! Can you not?! You Vuvuzela’d my ribbon bits right out of my hand! I’m all a’ fluster now."

mina4407:

Should have known fucking mosquitoes

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girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

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Bunny master post

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annalisaillo:

Hey gang! Here’s some Heartbutts posters/Teeshirts available now on my Society 6!Color & B&W

HEY EVERYONETHE THIRD BUTT DOWN ON THE LEFTHAND SIDE IS MODELED AFTER MY BUTT.Specifically my butt in my Green Ranger gstring.Go buy a cartoon of my butt on a tshirt!Anna Lisa is a nice (drunk) lady.

annalisaillo:

Hey gang! Here’s some Heartbutts posters/Teeshirts available now on my Society 6!

Color & B&W

HEY EVERYONE
THE THIRD BUTT DOWN ON THE LEFTHAND SIDE IS MODELED AFTER MY BUTT.
Specifically my butt in my Green Ranger gstring.
Go buy a cartoon of my butt on a tshirt!
Anna Lisa is a nice (drunk) lady.

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arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

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BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

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uncalar:

faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

HA! Brilliant :)

uncalar:

faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

HA! Brilliant :)

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artsnippycomments:

"Whew! … just give me like, 5 minutes. I just.. uft! busting up this place is way more exhausting than i expected."

artsnippycomments:

"Whew! … just give me like, 5 minutes. I just.. uft! busting up this place is way more exhausting than i expected."

watchet asked: hey! i have a huge leg of lamb that i plan to cook tomorrow, and i was wondering if you had any suggestions for a rub or marinade. i'm okay with the garlic/rosemary combo, but it gets pretty old and i want to try something else. you probably get like a hundred asks about food every day, but i thought i'd ask anyway.

steamchef:

I almost never get asks in the first place, but! I’m more than happy to offer some thoughts.

Lamb is delicious with a lot of flavors. Garlic and rosemary are, as you say, the classics. Oregano, especially Greek oregano, is particularly good as well, and I’ve done lamb very successfully in a tomato/oregano braise. A curry braise could be good as well, or you could do a rub of tapenade, pesto, or any other flavorful paste.

I once did a goat leg with a kalamata olive/rosemary/garlic/parsley rub. That was pretty fantastic. Mint as a compliment to lamb must not be underestimated, either.

If you’re looking to roast it dry, keep the moisture in whatever seasonings you use to a minimum, or use oil (which is not technically “wet”) instead of water or other liquids, and dry herbs instead of fresh.

The way I cook is by picking a flavor profile that I want to end with, and getting there. Make sure to salt and pepper well. Apply liberal amounts of flavor to the outside.

Can I please have a leg of lamb to roast?!