I AM HAYLEY JANE

I make things. Mainly weird noises. One half of Broad St. Burlesque, life partner of Ophidian the Cobra. Creator of gear for some special wrestlers.

gingerninjerworldwide:

WRESTLING

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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sistermarmalade said: Woah! My name is also Hayley Jane? I've never met another Hayley with two y's so this is really kookie! If your last name starts with an R then maybe we are the same person from different universes eheheh.

No, it starts with an N. I’m not “Hayley Jane” by birth, just Hayley. The Jane was added as a nickname in highschool. Does everyone spell your name wrong, too?

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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gingerninjerworldwide:

iamhayleyjane replied to your post: “Some dudes just told me that Chikara is “very hit or miss” with their…”
Smarks that don’t “get” Chikara are joyless testicle sniffers Also…”promotion”

Your insults are the greatest insults. And accurate beyond measure.

"Promotion"…

The thing that makes me love wrestling is its interactive nature; how the crowd reacts and how that changes the match. Good wrestlers work the crowd as well as their opponents. Beyond matches eliminate that variable, and are not as fun to me because of it. I don’t watch wrestlers to see guys fight or flip; I watch them to see a story unfold.

Technical wrestling talent means almost nothing to me; if you can’t make me care about your victory or loss, I don’t give a shit about your 450.

[Also I am glad I am not the only person to call backyarders “backyardigans”..,I have a soft spot for them, because a lot of my favorites started in the backyard, but eventually you gotta grow up and get trained.]

timrobinson:

203 Wrestling Masks

timrobinson:

203 Wrestling Masks

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