Mrs. The Cobra

"You wouldn't recognize a goddamn vampire if it jumped up and bit the end of your fucking dick."

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via gingerninjerworldwide)

raaawrbin:

I feel like very few, or at least not many of the people of tumblr are aware of what is going on in my home country Hong Kong right now.

You guys gave alot of coverage and support when Scotland was voting for its independance, so I’m hoping you’ll all support the people of Hong Kong as well.

Right now, many of us are in a mass demonstration of pro-democracy against China. But wait a sec, isn’t Hong Kong China? This is a big misconception amongst foreigners, but please, we are far from being similar to China at all.

A little history class: Hong Kong used to be colonized by the British, and before you white-knights begin going all “them damn white racist ppl taking over another asian country” please don’t. We are thankful Britain took us under its wing and instilled in us values that I feel made us what we are today; that is, a democratic people with respect for free speech, amongst many things.

On the other hand, China is communist, with government controlled media and news. Google, instagram, facebook and many tv shows are blocked in China. It really is just a few steps from North Korea imo.

So what’s the problem here? Britain unfortunately had to hand back Hong Kong to China, but one of the requirements is that Hong Kong be allowed to operate as ‘one country two systems’, meaning Hong Kong should be able to have its own democratic government. But China has broken its promise. A while back, China tried to put a mandatory ‘national education’ curriculum in all our primary schools. We all know what that is; a communist brainwashing regime. And now, they have announced that in 2017 Hong Kong will be able to vote for its president; BUT only from 3 candidates hand picked by its PRO-BEIJING legislation.

As you can see, China is trying to takeover completely and turn us into another communist state.

Of course, we have taken to the streets. In a mirror if the Tiananmen protests, students have also stepped up to fight for our rights and our future, albeit in a peaceful protest of course. But the police force who have always been a friend of the people, are now responding with force, something that had never been done before in Hong Kong.

First it was pepperspray, then teargas. Then, armed forces came in qith rubber bullets. They warn they will come out with live ammunition soon if we do not get off the streets but the people continue to sit tight, disrupting businesses China so strive to takeover and make use of. It’s been 2 days now, but the people plan to continue at least till 1st October or even beyond. The significance is that October 1st is China’s National day, not ours, Hong Kong has not been granted it’s own National day.

Please spread the news. This is a country we’re talking about. These are my people.

You can join this event to wear yellow in support of my people on October 1st.

You can also read a more detailed explanation of what’s going down here and watch a live feed here.

(via puppiespunspastimesandpolitics)

http://iamhayleyjane.tumblr.com/post/98785410638/every-time-ophidian-tells-me-about-a-female-fan

iamhayleyjane:

Every time Ophidian tells me about a female fan molesting him I get filled with such a FEROCIOUS RAGE. I get it, he’s in a mask, you think he’s safe to grope but seriously back the fuck off he’s a human being who deserves personal space and I will RIP YOUR THROAT OUT if you dare disrespect him.

Seriously though, I’ll fuck up your day if you make my man feel uncomfortable.

“If you come for the Cobras, you best not miss.”

—   Me

Every time Ophidian tells me about a female fan molesting him I get filled with such a FEROCIOUS RAGE. I get it, he’s in a mask, you think he’s safe to grope but seriously back the fuck off he’s a human being who deserves personal space and I will RIP YOUR THROAT OUT if you dare disrespect him.

Man gets felt up more than I did working as a dancer. Folks gossip about how they fear talking nice to me will incite some jealous snake shit but I am the cobra you have to watch for.

Hugging is fine, but the second your hand dips below his waist I swear to the elder gods…

I will destroy you.

Chikara and stuff

n9neteen7teen:

I’ve been meaning to check out Chikara foever. Never got around to it. Then I heard Quackenbush explain an EPIC storyline on The Art Of Wrestling Podcast and still meant to check them out. I’m going to watch the Young Lions Cup 14 (probably by preordering the DVD). My Chikara journey begins soon….

Welcome to Chikara, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

Except they do matter.

Hi, I’m a Real Chikara Housewife, nice to meet you!

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

(via gingerninjerworldwide)

what do you mean having garlic bread and a meatball sub is excessive? i am an adult i can eat what i please

heinekenrana said: Have you ever eaten escargot?

I haven’t, and I probably wouldn’t. I’m a boring old lady.

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via heinekenrana)